Why the hell would you want to play for the Toronto Boxsprings? They’re a bad team in a lousy inter-county league. They’re owned by a crappy discount mattress store. Even their locker room sucks - stuck in the leaky basement of a local dive bar.
Jess Salgueiro
Jessica 'Messy Jessie' Tapp
Corteon Moore
Chester 'Chip' Hudson
Neil Crone
Benjamin 'The Berg' Berger
Darryl Hinds
Kashvi 'Cash Money' Suthakar
Daniel Murphy
Elias 'Eclair' LeClair (as Michael Daniel Murphy)
Melee Hutton
'Mystic' Linda Callaghan
Christie Stewart
Andrea 'Sad Andy' Tapp
Benjamin Blais
Tony 'Noname' Yaznewski
