A beauty contest is staged in the barn of a low-IQ dimwit called The Colonel. As you probably guessed, the beauty contest doesn't last too long as The Colonel and his buddies get down to business with the contestants.
Jack Richesin
Colonel
Jacob Often
Danny
John Tull
Junior
Angela Judy
Brenda
Wendy Winders
Julie
Monica Gayle
Carol
Pamella Princess
Singer
Debbie Osborne
Prissy
