An obsessive professor experiences a series of tragic events and recounts a tale of a presidential hippo.
Trey Guinn
The Professor
Reese Ravencraft
The Wife
Macy Anne Johnson
Billy (voice); Reporter 1 (voice)
Cade Tindell
Divorce Lawyer; Reporter 5 (voice)
Bea Ronnevik
Baby Beatrice III
Conner White
Homeless Man
Garrett Williams
Reporter 4 (voice)
Chris Griesemer
Reporter 2 (voice)
